Bob's throat
Monday night I ran out of salt to gargle with - who runs out of salt?! Last night on the walk home, I went into the store and they were out of salt! Apparently this salt thing is bigger than I originally thought. And don't get me started on those Ricola throat drops. Horse turds! I might as well have been sucking on dirt for all the good those things do. Time, patience and a whole lotta love (Thank you Led Zeppelin) are the only things that can help me now. I'm taking vitamin C but you never know where the hell that stuff ends up. How does vitamin C know that I have a sore throat? Exactly.
I'd like to change the opening line in today's diary because I've been watching QVC for an hour and a half.
I've got nothing else. Short and sweet today.
Keep On Rockin' in the Free World!
