Damn, I have a sore throat! I should be exempt from writing a diary today. Ah, I can't do that. I'll just do a very half-assed job, ha ha. I'm not kidding.

If I get one fan letter a day from the loyal BobBorden.com readers, I get a hundred. I can't possibly post/respond to them all but something caught my eye yesterday. John Dowd of Phoenix, Arizona wrote:

"Hey Bob, I've been reading your site for years now and have loved every minute of it. My wife heard about it from some nosebleed of a guy at her office. Anyway, let me just cut to the chase. The wife and I were on vacation recently in sunny Los Angeles. We were walking around the Farmer's Market and my wife almost pulled my arm off! Turns out, she thought you were the conductor on the trolley out there! I looked at the conductor and for once, the little lady wasn't sniffing glue. I've attached the photo to share with your readers. Thanks again, Bob."

Does this guy look

like Bob?
Thanks John. Wow, I have to say, that does look like me. Damn, that explains a lot.

I still have a cold.

If you or anyone you know looks like me, send me the photo and I'll post it.

That's it!

God Bless America.