I've never had pinkeye, I HATE THIS! Lord, why Lord?! Why now?!

This is Bob's good eye

This is Bob's bad eye.
That's all I got today. I have to spend the night with a hot towel on my eye, hot tea in my cup and love in my heart. Whoever gave me the damn pinkeye sucks eggs.
I'm going to listen to the new John Mellencamp CD.
God Bless America