This feels worse than it looks. Ha ha. Long story short: I was trying to ride a paddle board, the reef was loaded with rocks and I wasn't wearing anything on my feet. Oh Bob! It only hurts when I move. Paddle boards look cool but I don't think they're made for someone my size. Such is life.
I was able to rebound and have a lovely dinner with Cara. Here's some video we shot on the way to the restaurant.
Funny stuff. I may have been the billionth person to make that joke.