Friday, September 2, 2011

I am so sick and tired of this mother F-ing crap.  I STILL don't have electricity.  IT'S FRIDAY!!!  I use to get updates from the city.  Now I only get updates that contradict the previous updates.  It's very comical.

We made it through the storm.  The power went out hours afterwards (4 PM Last Sunday).  I don't understand.

I really wanted a home-cooked meal yesterday.  The problem, besides no electricity, is I have to buy everything!  I have no milk, butter, etc.  It's a real pain.  I was able to stay at a house with electricity last night.  This was my dinner:

I was surprised because I really enjoyed it!  I also like how it's advertised; 1 Pound of Food!  Ha ha.  For the discerning diner.  I ate the whole damn thing.

My fridge has been a little funky.  I thought it was a bag of rancid hot dogs (I threw those out days ago).  But the funkiness persisted.  I went on a full scale funk investigation.  The cheese drawer.  Damn!  I put it all in a bag but didn't want to put it in our trash for fear of hungry varmints.  So, I took the cheese with me when I met Cara for dinner.  I said, are you up for a caper?  I'm going to drive past that dumpster and then you chuck this bag of cheese in there.  She said, "Why are you being so secretive?"  She had a point.  But I was thinking the owner of the dumpster probably wouldn't be happy with a bag of funky cheese.  Ha ha.  She told me to park next to the dumpster.  She got out and threw it away.  So much for my big caper.

Later, I tested out the fridge and...still FUNKY!  I took the cheese drawer out and in the back, there was some cheese liquid.  WTF?!  I had to de-cheese the whole damn fridge.  Simple Green, Arm & Hammer and plenty of elbow grease.  I think it's going to be good.  Heck, this power outage is the best thing that has ever happened to me!

Have a great weekend.