Bob:  I'm using Google Chrome now.
Cara:  Instead of what?
Bob:  Safari.
Cara: I like the cut of your jib, Borden.
Cara and Bob:  (laughter)

Hello.  I am so proud of my fantasy football team.  They're a bunch of ragtag upstarts.  I won't bore you with my score.  (1154!)

I wish I had more to share with you today but I don't.  I ate a lot of bad things this weekend.  It's time to go on a diet.  For realz.

Have a nice day.