Here's a photo that sums up my whole weekend:

[L to R]: Swan, Cara (niece), Bob

Ha ha!  My niece and I are riding a giant swan!  Outrageous.  The swan's weight limit is 140 pounds.  I'm here to tell you it can support much, much more.  Ha ha.

When no one is riding the swan and the wind moves it around, it looks very ominous.  It was floating towards Cara (wife) and she started screaming (like she was in a horror movie).  That was the best moment from my weekend.

Enjoy your day.