I watched Whitney on Oprah. Here's what I learned after the two-hour interview: Whitney did a lot of cocaine and marijuana.
ABC canceled Defying Gravity after only 8 episodes. Cara and I really tried hard to like 'Grey's Anatomy in Space' but it was a little too crazy. The best moment I saw was a cutaway shot of two people in the space station, enjoying a zero-gravity romp. It was a very unusual shot.
Serena Williams' outburst was pretty bad. She made a joke about it the next day at the MTV VMA's (classy). Then finally issued a formal apology today. On another tennis note, I was happy to see Roger Federer lose to a 20-year old. Only because I know how much my sister-in-law Deirdre REALLY despises him. It's fun to watch her watch him, ha ha.
Kanye West is a boob. The President called him a "jackass." Ha ha.
Patrick Swayze R.I.P. He seemed like a pretty decent guy. Before I heard the news, I wrote an un-posted update where I issued a fake terms of service bulletin. It was going to say BobBorden.com was no longer going to talk about celebrity deaths (because there has been so many). I'm glad the timing worked in my favor. I would have looked like a jerk.
