Hello. I could be getting a cold or maybe I'm just tired -- hard to say right now. Or I could be sitting too close to the radiator. Everyone I know has a cold right now, the odds are against me.

I walked in my building last night, looked down and saw that some lucky bastard got a FREE Schick Quattro! I slowly picked it up to read the label (As I was picking it up I kept saying to myself, please be for me, please be for me, ha ha) - Turns out, the lucky bastard was ME! 

Bob's new
Razor

It's the world's first razor with 4 blades. There was even a little joke on the box, "So close your 5 o'clock shadow shows up late" Ha ha ha ha ha!  Thanks free razor people.

Hey, I don't think I'm getting a cold, my radiator is kicking out some crazy heat. All or nothing, you know?

There was another cool thing that happened yesterday. I got off the bus and left my headphones on -- I never do that. I only wear my headphones on the bus. Walking home with them on was pretty fun. I felt like I had my own soundtrack. It's the little things.

At the end of my work day yesterday, I reached in my pocket to get some change and there was aHUGE hole. 

Bob has faulty
pants

Faulty Pants, isn't that a British comedy? How many times have I made that joke? SIGH. I can't really call it a hole, there's just nothing there. That bums me out, I look good in those pants! I just had a passing idea to put them in an envelope, mail them to my Mom and have her sew them up, ha ha. It doesn't get much lazier than that. I'm not going to do that.

OK, that's it -- I'm going to keep this one short today, I want to watch some TV and relax. Have a great day.

Hugs,

Bob

(Mom, call me)