However, I do have some great news, I just purchased my first apartment! It's located at the base of Mount St. Hel... Oh crap!
Bob's new
Ha ha ha. Seriously, I'm ruined -- RUINED! Oh the jokes. You see, I bought an apartment close to Mount...Oh nevermind.
Remember last week when I said that I'd be relaunching bobborden.com on October 31st? Well, I crunched the numbers over the weekend and that just ain't going to happen. I'll let you know when I know more. It's just so hard to figure out how I want bobborden.com to look for the next 2 or 3 years.
Time for a new feature to bobborden.com, I call it; Hey, Why Don't They Take This Billboard Down Already?
Rod Stewart Live
I've had problems with the billboard across the street before, remember the Jim Carry film, The Majestic? That billboard was up there forever! I like Rod but you know, come on! That was 'Hey, Why Don't They Take This Billboard Down Already?'
Congratulations go out to Billy Joel and his new bride! Billy tied the knot this weekend out in The Hamptons, that's right, The Hamptons, playground to the rich & famous. He's 55 and she's 22. The phrase, 'It's going to be forever' - has lost all of its punch. Billy, I'm just kidding baby -- prove me wrong.
On the bus last night, I saw a guy with red hair. Not a big deal but his red hair was as bright as the sun. Ah, see, there I go again making fun of someone else. Glass houses, am i right? Who am I to say anything about his ultra red hair, the guy probably gets more tail than Sinatra. It's kind of a good opening, he can say, "I think my red hair matches your red sweater." See, he's coming to the table with something. I come to the table with excuses, ha ha. Oh well, something to think about. Note to self: The Sinatra line packed more zip when he was alive.
That's it! Until tomorrow, keep burnin' that mutha down!
Sincerely,
Bob
