Bob's shirts
There's a time and a place for everything. Riding the bus to work doesn't seem like the time nor the place to wear Hawaiian shirts. I felt like a turd in a punch bowl because I wore one yesterday. But that's my freedom flag -- If you corporate types can't take it - SCREW YOU! That's right, this is Bob '04! Get used to it! Did I just say 'nor?'
Is there anyone that didn't see Oprah's season premiere? She gave away over 200 cars to her audience! I mean, they were Pontiac's but still, I'd take one. I drive a 1982 Jeep Wagoneer -ARE YOU LISTENING OPRAH -- ARE YOU LISTENING?! I'm kidding, of course. I like my car just fine. I tried my air conditioning again this weekend to see if it'd make that noise again and I'm happy to report it was noise free! It fixed itself! It's like I'm driving Christine!
Bob's Jeep is like the haunted
I need to find a dentist! That's what I'm working on now. I've been asking friends but it seems like they're not any better off than I am. I seem to get a lot of this, "He's great but" -- I don't need that. I won't go back to the guy I have here because after two visits, I never met the man. It just seemed pointless. Nothing seems to be wrong with my teeth but you have to keep on top of this stuff. I've let it slide for longer than I care to admit.
That may be all I have to talk about today. Let me check my files, hold on, checking, checking -- Oprah, haunted car, Bob '04, dentist, bad shirts -- yep, that's it! Wow, pretty short today. Hey, remember all those long diaries last week? That was something. You do know I do this EVERYDAY and it's free, right? BACK OFF!
Have a great Tuesday!
Always,
Bob
