My site seems to be down as I write today's diary. I wonder if it will be up by the time I post? This could be the diary that no one will ever get to read.

So, I can say whatever the hell I want because no one will be able to see this. Let me try something: Hey, I'm back up! Nevermind.

My diet is OK but I have to be a little more careful. I was walking through the snack aisle on Saturday and saw that Cheese-Nips crackers were only 99 cents. At that price, they were giving them away! I bought a box even though the little voice was telling me not to. I bought the four-cheese Cheese-Nips and they're great! Like, too great, you know what I mean? I bought them on Saturday and I doubt they'll see Tuesday night, ha ha.

Speaking of food, just as the Prince concert was about to get started Sunday night, this load of a guy sat down next to me with a full tray of food! What the hell!? I remember a time when you didn't eat a full meal before a concert! The guy stank of cheap perfume too, made me sick to my stomach! The Time hit the stage and this guy's sucking down nachos. If it's one thing I'll never understand, it's people.

One of the cool things about being a grown up is being able to buy beer at the arena before the show. It's a far cry from drinking 40's in the parking lot, ha ha. I'm not kidding.

I have to give a shout out to my boss, Eric. I picked up the phone and heard this: "Open your window, that's your Photo of the Day" - I opened up my window and sure enough, there was my photo. Denzel Washington was getting into his limo and was nice enough to sign some autographs for his fans. How cool is that shot?! Thanks for the tip Eric!

It's only Tuesday and already I've given you photos of Prince, Rev. Al Sharpton and Denzel Washington -- WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?!

That's it! Have a great day.

Sincerely your internet friend,

Bob