I don't know what to get my Mom for Mother's Day. I was thinking flowers or a Vermont Teddy Bear. An LCD TV is too expensive, I could get her a digital camera, she takes a lot of pictures but I'm not sure if the learning curve is too high. Oh wait, I forgot, my Mom reads this everyday. Mom, what do you want?!

I have to go on a diet, I'm a mess. I've been talking for years and years but never follow through. It's crazy this whole wave of low-carbs/high protein. It's a media hot topic. But I guess they're right, we are getting fatter, right?

Did you see 10.5?

"Yep, that's a 10.5"

I watched a little, it was pretty good, as far as bad TV mini-series go. That's not saying much but I will say one thing, at least they're trying to help people out. This is a message at the bottom of the 10.5 website: "Are you prepared? Visit the American Red Cross online and FEMA's official site for earthquake preparedness tips." HA HA, come on! That's like putting a 'how to be a Judge' link at the bottom of the Judging Amy website.

OK, that's all I have today. If you feel cheated out of a full diary, may I remind you that this is free, FREE! OK then. Have a great day.

Sincerely your internet friend,

Bob