I forgot to mention this yesterday, on Friday morning, I stopped off at Rupert's Hello Deli and he reminded me about the Kentucky Derby. I walked out of there with one thing on my mind: MUST PLACE BET NOW. I called Walter before he left for work to see if he passes by an Off Track Betting (O.T.B.) place, no luck. Later that day I was finally able to make arrangements and a bet was placed. I was going to bet on a horse with 50 to 1 odds but then thought, it's 50 to 1 because the horse stinks -- don't be a sucker.
I did a little research and placed a bet on Master David to win, for $60 bucks. 10 to 1 odds, that means if he would have won, I'd walk away with a cool $600 and i could finally open that bar in Florida that I always write about. Of course, he didn't win, he finished in 12th place. I wasn't upset that I lost because for the first time in my life, the Kentucky Derby was DAMN exciting!
Thanks for a good time
Bob's Tip of the Day: "Life in a rut? Think about betting as a way to spice things up. It gets the blood moving and hey, maybe you'll pick up a few bucks along the way -- Betting: It's a good thing.Tell Your Friends!"
Sunday night after I got back from The Hamptons, that's right, The Hamptons, playground for the rich and famous -- I was cleaning up the apartment. I walked from the front room to the bedroom and didn't see some water from my cat's dish and down I went! My fat ass hit the floor like a sack of wet bowling balls! It wasn't a graceful fall either, I was stunned, like 'what the hell just happened?'
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But I'm all the better for the experience, I guess. That'd be a sad way to go, slipping on the floor.
That's it for today. Hey, my message board is back up, I can breathe again -- POST UNTIL YOU CAN'T POST NO MORE! Or do whatever the heck you want. Have a great day.
Sincerely your internet friend,
Bob
