My opening paragraph was courtesy of Drunk Irish Guy on Cell Phone. What a lovely bus ride that was. Not as bad as Tuesday's commute but pretty bad. Thanks to cell phones we don't have to guess how stupid people really are. I don't like talking on my cell phone on the bus, it's just too enclosed, it's rude. So, I got off the bus, walked a couple steps and witnessed a woman walking towards me, she contorted her face in an ugly fashion, opened her mouth and let out a nasty cough. She didn't cover her mouth! The picture of her open mouth with her tongue hanging out haunts me. Disgusting.
But that's nothing compared to the subway yesterday morning. I saw a guy walking towards me, he stopped, plugged up a nostril and blew a snot rocket on the wall. What the hell people, what the hell?! That's the kind of thing that you just block out right away and hope you don't see, even though you know what's going on. I looked away but could still see it out of the corner of my eye, awful.
Time for a new segment to bobborden.com --What's Under Bob's Sofa Pillows? Here we go
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Wow, check it out: $1.05! That's a lot to have in the old sofa. Think of all the money I'm losing in interest by not having that in the bank. Pretty interesting. I hope you enjoyed What's Under Bob's Sofa Pillows? -- Tell your friends.
That may be it for today. Let's review: Drunk Irish guy on cell, open-mouth cough by woman, snot-rocket guy and Bob's sofa -- Yeah, that's enough to handle for Thursday.
Stay Beautiful,
Bob
PS Mom, I love ya! While the Stripes story from yesterday is true, I don't hold it against you. I have to think of SOMETHING to write here everyday. Please, please return my calls.
