I have to be honest, this photo is pretty pointless. Sometimes Bob just adds them to fill up space. A paragraph, a photo and presto, you're in the middle of the page. Just thought I'd let you in on Bob's little bag o' tricks. OK, back to the lies.
So, now I'm thinking, how did I get to sleep with those items under me? Am I THAT big, is my mattress shot -- was I drunk?! It was a confusing way to wake up. I'm happy to report that my headphones and ipod are resting comfortably and are expected to make a full recovery. I have to rethink my listening to music before I hit the sack policy.
Time for a new feature to bobborden.com, I call it, People I Need To Call Back, here we go: Tiffany, Tim, The Guy That Does My Taxes and President Bush. That was People I Need To Call Back -- Tell Your Friends!
I'm thinking about painting again. I painted in college and I really enjoyed it. Granted, it wasn't worthy of hanging on a wall in your fancy New York galleries but it was fun. '04 is all about tapping into that hidden something that will launch me into greatness. I've tried TV, guitar, acting and the lottery. Maybe this is my calling, my reason for walking the earth. I have to admit, I don't know what I'm talking about today.
My good deed from yesterday? A girl on the bus dropped her pills and didn't see them drop. I didn't have time to think, only react. I looked down and said, "Ummm, do you have green pills?" She was very thankful. Then after the fact, I thought maybe I could have been more discreet. I was all excited because I was doing something good and announced to everyone on the bus that this woman dropped her green pills. What if they were "woman pills" -- you know what I'm talking about? I'm not hip to that whole scene. That may be a good deed, the jury's still out.
That's it!
Have a great day.
Forever,
Bob
