Bobborden.com is a place where I can express my thoughts, goals and dreams. But mostly I just talk about going to the laundry mat and staying home.
So, I'm at the bus stop last night and sure enough, I'm the last person in line. I see there's a guy walking up the stairs and I move to the right to give the guy some room on the platform. I've had to stand on the stairs before and it's no fun. The guy walks on the platform and walks to the front of the line, the bus comes in and he cuts in front of everyone! Riding the bus for eight years I've seen this scenario many times. Someone yells something elegant like, "You know there's a line here!" And then the cutter, now on the defensive, says something smart back. It accomplishes nothing. But I know I have to do something. So, when I walked by him, as he sat in one of theprimo seats mind you, I gave him the upside-down finger. It's very subtle; he didn't see it while I was doing it but when his head hits the pillow, I bet it will hit him. "Hey, did some guy give me an upside-down finger?" People are jerks.
I've been watching what I eat for dinner recently. That almost always means ordering a salad. Keeping that in mind, last night I ordered a Santa Fe Caesar Salad. The guy tells me that they don't make that anymore and he automatically starts going through his list of salads. OK, so, I ordered a Chicken Cucumber Salad, then the guy tells me they don't deliver that anymore! "What?!" So I said to myself, screw this, I'll show this guy. I ended up ordering a chicken burrito and bread pudding. OK, so I didn't really end up 'showing him' anything but damn was that bread pudding good! That was almost a good story.
I'm trying a new snack tonight. A new kind of potato chip, a cheese curl, a new ice cream perhaps? No, no and no. I'm trying SOY CRISPS.
The power of
Hmmmmmm, It's kind of hard to tell? I have a feeling that you could put this cheddar cheese dust on anything and it'd taste good. They're OK, I guess. Maybe I don't need a snack after eating bread pudding? That's a question for the ages.
Time for a new feature to bobborden.com, I call it: Things that Tivo Recorded for me Yesterday that I Would Never Watch:
Scooby-Doo
The First Wives Club
Playing Mona Lisa
That's all I have today! Don't forget, all month long on bobborden.com, it's BOBtoberfest! - Tell your friends.
Stay beautiful,
Bob
