I can't even begin to tell you how much I'm freezing my A#@ off right now! Where did this cold air come from anyway? Two weeks ago I was swimming in the ocean! That's right, the ocean. My lips are chapping--it's crazy.

Have you been watching the Tony Mendez show this week? I've been all over that thing. Go on, it's fun.

Special HAPPY BIRTHDAY wishes go out to my sister-in-law LIZ! Have a great day! (This is better than a gift or a card, right?)

I'm so tired. I contemplated not writing a diary today. Then I thought to myself, suck it up -- you can do it. And look, I'm doing it!

I stopped off at the store last night to buy some milk. On my out, I saw a lovely display for Oreo cookies. I didn't go in the store to buy Oreo's but I walked out with Oreo's. I didn't think too much about it. Then midway home it him me, holy crap, I bought milk and cookies. What am I five years old?! I had a rough day and I think I needed somecomfort food. Those Oreo's are good. Tran-fats be dammed!

I'm looking forward to the weekend. I may help Walter and "Sally" paint this weekend. I was going to watch football again but I think I turned football into a gambling addiction with this fantasy football league. No money changes hands but I get the same feeling watching one of my players as I do sitting at a blackjack table. That isn't a good thing.

Someone from Georgia won the 150 million Mega Millions lotto this week. To them I say this: PLEASE, kick Bobby a little! It's a small price to pay for all the FREE entertainment I've given you over the years, don't you think? Hello? HELLO!?

Goodbye.

Have a great weekend!

Hey, don't forget to get out there and enjoy BOBtoberfest!

Stay gold,

Bob