I got on the elevator yesterday and I just said to myself, you know, this is pretty cool. I just went vertical for 14 floors in about 25 seconds. It's almost like living in the future. It's the little things.

My transmission. I looked on the web for someone that may have had the same starting problem that I've been having. I found a guy, John from Kentucky, he had the EXACT problem. He posted his problem on a message board and I didn't see any answers so I wrote to him.

He was kind enough to write back to me and tell me that I should look at the neutral safety switch on my transmission. Transmission? My car's in the shop because of the transmission! I called the transmission place and mentioned it to Junior. He said, "I never even thought of that. They did have problems with those."

How do you like that? A little investigation, a little footwork and I may have solved both problems. But, Junior still has to open it up today, so until then, all bets are off.

I'm not going to worry about it anymore. Life's too short.

OH SWEET LORD, PLEASE DON'T LET THIS BREAK ME!!!!!! I'm poor Lord, very poor. Help me with my '82 Jeep. Internet praying, thank you, thank you very much.

Here are some things that happened to me yesterday: Yesterday I was walking through the Port Authority (bus station) and a guy stopped me. "Where the Port Authority at?" he asked. I responded, "You're in it." And I kept walking. Always better to keep walking in the big city. Once, I was walking through the city and kid threw a baby at me. By the time I realized it was just a doll, my wallet was gone. True story. So if you're ever in New York and someone throws a baby at you, just don't catch it. Yesterday, my subway stopped at 50th Street and a lovely woman got on, our eyes met. If you could have seen the thought bubble over my head it would have read: Damn, what's up Billie Jean? Also on that same subway, we came to an abrupt stop and were stuck for 15 minutes. That kind of stuff makes me nervous in these rough times but you got to live.

It's BOBtoberfest all this month on bobborden.com!

This "story" about the guy in the Bronx with the pet tiger and alligator will not go away! Hello news media, it's NOT A STORY!

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I see a pattern developing this week.Hmmmmmm.

That's it!

Bob

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