I've decided to devote my whole life to health and fitness. But first, let me tell you about the tasty dinner I ate last night. Chicken Pad Thai, mmmmmmmm. I love those noodles. I wonder when I'm really going to get my act together and stop running from eating better.

Crap, I forgot to play the lottery last night.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! Priorities Bob, priorities. I hope my friend Pam wins instead. Maybe she'll kick me a few bones? That'd be nice.

I got something pretty funny in the mail last week that I just noticed today. The Post Office sent me a brochure on identity theft. Serious subject? You bet. The photo on the front of the brochure is a driver's license and someone (the criminal) is pasting his photo over the photo on the license, thus stealing someone's identity. Look at the photo:

Identity theft bad,

very bad
Look at that photo! The criminal found the absolute angriest photo of himself, that's red flag number one. Red flag number two and I don't know if you can tell from my photo, the criminal is pasting his photo over a woman's photo! He's pissed and he's trying to pass himself off as Mary Johnson. "Yeah, I'm Mary Johnson, just give me the damn credit card!" I thought it was funny.

I'm watching the 'Remembering John Ritter' special as I'm writing this, so sad.

I don't have anything else today. Does anyone know anything about GPS? How do they work? I was thinking about carrying around one of those things so you'd be able to track me 24/7. I told this to my bosses, Justin and Eric, and Eric said, "Who would want to track you, you only go to three places; home, work and Stiletto's (strip club)" - I thought that was pretty funny. For the record, I haven't been to a strip club in about 2 or 3 years. But when I went, man, good times.

That's it! Have a great day!

Stay gold,

Bob

My favorite Pat Benatar song is 'Shadows of the Night' -- Now you know