I was a little surprised by the lack of entries in yesterday's Win Bob's Corn contest. Maybe a better word is disappointed. I just have to remember that I'm doing this website for me. If I start worrying about what the "public" thinks, I'll lose my edge. Sadly, the Win Bob's Corn will be the last of its kind. Thanks to all that entered - The winner of the Win Bob's Corn contest: Spartacus, from my message board! Spartacus will receive a fake ear of corn very soon. Spartacus, my e-mail address is in my Press section. People really win on bobborden.com!

Sometimes when I do this website and write about the human experience I get so wrapped up in the process that I forget to take a lesson from my experiences. Well, yesterday, I learned a hard lesson. And that lesson is to protect my password as my Webmaster, Walter, believes that he can add his two cents in MY diary whenever he feels like it! I mean, who the FUC%##$&*^$*(()$#EDITED FOR CONTENT BY WEBMASTER. AND NOW BACK TO THE LIES.

I bought some Bosco last night. I was really in the mood for some chocolate milk. I'm an Ovaltine man myself but the store didn't carry that. I was waiting in the checkout line and read the back of the bottle -"Drink Bosco Chocolate Milk: While doing your homework. During video game marathons. While watching your favorite TV shows. When surfing the internet." They really have all the chocolate milk situations covered, don't they? Sadly, all but one of those items applied to me. Oh sweet ironic silly life.

It's still humid and very stormy on the east coast. I don't see any relief until the first snowfall.

I changed my hair products this weekend. I now use Paul Mitchell products. Expensive? Yes. But the proof is in the pudding. My hair has never looked and felt so great.

I tried a new cereal this weekend. Tony's Cinnamon Krunchers. The folks at Kellogg's bastardized Tony the Tiger by making him hock this crap. I say, let Tony do what Tony does best - FROSTED FLAKES! And the last bite isn't as good as the first as it gets soggy! Kellogg's gets the gas face.

That's it for Tuesday.

Sincerely,

Bob