All day long it was reported that Mike Tyson lost 300 million and filed for chapter 11. Now, I log on to AOL and they have the figure at 400 million. Who am I to believe?! How do you blow through 400 million damn dollars?

In a related story, I lost 3 dollars on a scratch-off lottery ticket and I had to cut out one snack from my daily routine. Mike, we're all feeling the pinch -- keep your head up!

I don't have a lot today. I stayed really, really late at work last night but that was a good thing. Hey, I found a penny in the hallway! But the penny was heads down and I believe that's bad luck. I didn't take it -- THIS TIME!

What else, what else. My apartment hallway didn't smell of mildew as badly as it did this weekend. That's something.

I think I may like the girl that waited on me at the Pier 1 Imports this past weekend. I put my items on the counter and was getting ready to give her my "killer" line but then she asked me to get a shampoo bottle with a bar code on it -- there was no recovering after that. What's my killer line you ask. Well, I put my items on the counter: a glass shampoo bottle, a basket and a fake ear of corn. My line that I had ready to go was: "These items are going to change my life." I thought that was good -- but my instincts aren't usually good in this area. I only bring this up because I think my "damn, she's a nice girl" button has been off for a long time.

I see many trips to Pier 1 Imports in my future.

That's all I got! Special thanks to Walter for updating my site today.

Down for Whatever,

Bob