I learned one thing from my Pomade contest yesterday -- Women get disgusted by the thought of my used hair products. That's fine, I can live with that. I received a lot of entries yesterday, OK, I only received 3. And I had to disqualify one entry because he was a former intern, nice going RICK! I took the remaining entries home, slept on them and made my decision. Congratulations to Tom Collins! I'm sending you the pomade today. Tom won me over when he wrote, "I personally have no idea what 'Pomade' is."
I'm thinking that this introduction to pomade could possibly change his life. He'll get a better job, make more money and marry the woman of his dreams -- Or he'll throw it in the trash. Either way, this greasy junk is out of my life, ha ha. Special runner-up notice to Mark Nelson, good job but Tom edged you out with his ignorance to hair care products.
On to a less gross discussion. I'm still in shock of the bus prices going up. I don't think anyone really cares about it. It just seems like we're getting screwed. When you're riding the bus from Hoboken to New York City and it costs $20, don't say I didn't warn you! I'm going to do something new today, I call it: Make My Friend Lee Ellenberg Look Like The Guy in the Ah Ha Video, Take On Me -- Here it goes:
