Hello. I have a feeling that a lot of people are on vacation this week. I'm not seeing a lot of action on my message board or anywhere else for that matter. Ha ha ha ha ha, oh it's funny because it's true. I made a very important announcement yesterday concerning my hair products. I said I was making the switch from gel to pomade. Well, after a day on the pomade, I'm going back to gel. I just felt greasy all day. I got the hold and shine I wanted but at what price? But wait, the story doesn't end there. My loss is you gain. Why? Because I'm giving away my used pomade in one of my patented contests. I call it, Win My Used, Autographed, Pomade! You have until 5 pm today to e-mail me and tell me why you deserve to win, Bob's Used, Autographed, Pomade. This is not a joke, if you win, you will receive this item in the mail. Please include your address. Also, your submission may be included in tomorrow's diary. Be creative, winning my used pomade, depends on it. Good luck. I was looking out my window at work and I can't believe it. This billboard is still up:They still love The Majestic! I've been looking at that thing since December! I'm a little curious about the film now, maybe it wasn't that bad after all. Wait, I think prolonged exposure to the billboard made me say that! HOLLYWOOD!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! Internet Acting, thank you, thank you very much. Watched the Ozzy show last night, good stuff! That's it! Don't forget to send me your entry in the "Win My Used, Autographed, Pomade" contest, 5 pm is the deadline. God Bless America.