It's August! I honestly have nothing today. Last night I talked on the phone, I'm quite the little chatterbox these days. Then, I got up to get something from my bedroom and an hour later the phone woke me up. Just that quick, I was asleep! That reminds me of something that happened to me over the weekend. And this probably falls into the category of things I shouldn't talk about online but what the heck. Hey, that sounds like a new feature to BobBorden.com - Things I Shouldn't Talk About Online.

Here it goes: I was talking to my friend Helen a few nights ago. American Pie was playing on my TV and I had the TV muted so I could have a distraction free conversation. I happened to look at the TV and the movie was at the part where the hot foreign exchange student gets naked. So, now, I'm glued to the screen and trying to have a conversation. I was talking but I couldn't get the words out in my usual fashion. "Are you OK, you sound weird?" said Helen, I responded with something like, no, I'm OK -- I'm just tired, I know, great cover! Pretty lame, huh? Well, that was a pretty good first installment, right?

Hello? You know, I can't always come up with something interesting every day!!!! I'm worried about something -- Last night my friend Paula, Paula's Notes, was guest bartending - whatever that means! Anyway, she didn't so much ask me but pretty much told me, "You better be there." I didn't go. I wasn't in the mood to go to a bar. I'm worried because I think if we both laid our cards out on the table, she could kick my butt. I thought my old car was going to be on the show last night but it got cut. The upside to that was I got to go home midday and say hello to my cats. It was a nice little break in the day. I mentioned this recently but I notice more and more that people ask me about my cats. Like I'm at dinner and eventually someone looks at me and says, "And how are the kitties?" Just once, I'd like someone to ask me about the woman I'm seeing. However, for that to happen I guess I have to have a woman. Now, I'm angry. AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! OK, that's it. That's not bad for having nothing.

Be real.