I keep forgetting to tell this story. When Paula and I went to meet Marly for drinks, we took the subway. I took my time sitting down. So, as I started to sit, the train started moving. I lost my balance and almost crushed this guy. This guy was dressed in the "gangsta" clothing line of the day. My life passed before my eyes. The only thing I could do was laugh and say I'm sorry. Everybody on the train saw it happen. I whispered to Paula, "I almost killed a guy." She responded, "Smooth." OK, about yesterday's Diary, I'm fine. I had friends and family crawling out of the woodwork to make sure I wasn't standing on a ledge. It's just that all of these bad things happened to me at once. No big deal, that's life, babies. I like to write it up so I don't keep it all bottled up inside. For the most part, it works. Check it out, here's another bad thing: I forgot to buy shaving cream last night. I had to shave with soap, ouch. See, something bad happened, I wrote about it and I'm fine. OK, now it's time for some GOOD NEWS...I had some pasta for dinner last night and it was exquisite. And here's some more GOOD NEWS - I spelled "exquisite" without using spellchecker! You don't even know how huge that is. I still have the paper somewhere - back in grade school once, I spelled my name"Boob Borden." My parents must have been proud.

Hey, I'm going to put up a question on my message board today. I just want to know, how much is your rent and what are you renting? Please drop me a line, remember, you don't have to use your real name.

OK, that's it for today. Much love, I'm out.