I enjoyed the Olympics again last night.  I HATE the tape delay!  The internet is totally unusable.  Websites you think would never care about the Olympics are reporting on the Olympics.  Ugh.  I was happy for the U.S. gymnastics team, wow.  They all gave great performances.

Have you heard about the controversy surrounding Chinese swimmer Ye Shiwen?  She's being accused of doping because she's swimming faster than the men.  I think its unfair to make accusations without proof.  I've been studying her performances and have discovered something shocking.  Ye Shiwen isn't doping!  Ye Shiwen is drugging her competitors!  

This is an outrage!  Somebody get me the phone number of the Olympics, stat!

Have a nice day!