I started something new last night.  I got in bed and turned out the lights.  I waited a few seconds and then I started my LOUD PRAYERS.  Loud prayers, something I thought of moments before I went to bed, are prayers spoken at a very loud volume.  Imagine the Lord's prayer through a loudspeaker, that's the kind of volume I'm trying to achieve.

Cara loves it.  The theory:  Silent or soft-spoken prayers will probably be heard but LOUD PRAYERS will probably be heard first.  So, why not be first?  After one test I'm happy to report my prayers were answered, behold my solid gold toilet:

Ha ha.  JK, LORD, JK!