There's nothing like getting on an empty train.  It's peaceful.  No people on cell phones, no awful perfume odors, you get the idea.  Just the sounds of clickety clack, clickety clack.  I got on an empty train the other day and was in heaven.  Then, at the next stop, some A-HOLE gets on and sits right in front of me!  Then he started sneezing.  WTF?  WHY, a-hole, why?