I didn't have a great Thanksgiving.  There was an abduction in my area (Thankfully she got away.) and the police released this sketch:

Not a perfect match but pretty close.  To avoid getting falsely accused, I spent the last few days indoors.  For the record, this is what I look like in sketch form:

Ha ha.  Hey, it's cyber Monday!  Don't forget to move your clocks back an hour.

Have a great day.