Ahhhhh, the end of another week.  I'm looking forward to sitting back and reading my Rolling Stones.

My weekly double issues have arrived!  Ha ha.  Can things get any worse?  Well, I could be paying for these at newsstand prices.  ha ha.

You know who I met this week?  I met a guy who met the guy who, I believe, invented swiping technology.  Every time you or I swipe our credit cards, this guy gets three cents.  Or so the story goes.  Someday I hope to meet a guy who has met the guy who cured cancer.  Isn't that a nice thought?

I was eating some cashews yesterday and I noticed they were flavored with sea salt and black pepper.  Then I noticed my beef jerky was also flavored with black pepper.  Question:  Is black pepper the new sea salt?!  If so, how can I get a piece of this action?  If this is the ground floor, I want in!  You gotta hand it to the black pepper lobby, they probably sat back for years while sea salt was the snack food darling.  Black pepper, I'm here to tell you it's your time to shine!  God speed, black pepper, God speed.

People love lists.  Recently I made a playlist and thought I'd share it with you (I used to do that in the old days of this website).  I titled this list, MIX IT UP!  Pretty lame, I know.  But it made me laugh.

I just had kind of a big revelation:  Cargo pockets are pretty F#@king dumb.  I've been wearing them for years.  Heck, I'm wearing them now!  I can't remember the last time I actually needed to put something in a 5th or 6th pocket.  Madison Avenue wins again, I guess.  To be honest, I don't know who wins.  To end this paragraph I'd like you to imagine me raising my fists in the air and yelling, "Society!!!!"

Have a great weekend!