America's number 1 candy corn.

 

Sadly, this was a selling point for me.

I do not like Halloween.  People have their lawns decorated like it's Christmas!  I have to look at those stupid fake gravestones for a whole month!  Dumb.

Boy, why am I so angry, right?  I'm writing this while watching The X Factor.  A lot of things about that show make my blood boil.  Where did that get that host?  He's bad.  I could go on but I won't.