Bob: Would you like some seltzer?
Cable Guy: I'm good. Maybe after I finish I'll have some.
Cable Guy finishes replacing a faulty outside cable.
Bob: Would you like a seltzer now?
Cable Guy: Do you have any water?
Bob: No. Okay, I've been holding out on you. I have lemonade and grape Capri Sun.
Cable Guy (Excited): Definitely grape.
Moral of the story: Cable Guys love grape Capri Sun.
