I just spent the last 45 minutes cleaning my gutters...in a huge downpour. During that time I had to: stand under an overflowing gutter while getting 100% soaked, scrounge around in the mud looking for my wedding ring and drive over to my Father-in-law's house to borrow his ladder. So, why am I smiling?

I'm smiling because of the thought that just went through my head: I'M GOING TO BURN EVERYONE OF THESE DAMN TREES TO THE GROUND!

Who's with me?!