It's Thursday! I'm one day closer to being thirty five years old. I honestly can't believe it. All the other ages up to this point haven't meant anything to me -- this feels like something. I have a strong urge to take stock of my life but that seems like a mistake, ha ha. Oh well. I'm fine really.

I'm writing this before the debate. I hope it's a good one. A good debate to me is one where punches are thrown. Not verbal punches, I'm talking about real, physical punches, ha ha. There has to be a better way to elect a President, right? I've had to hear all this crap for the last year! I just want to live! When I was back in Ohio this past weekend, I saw this in a lot of lawns:

How is your lawn

going to vote?
I'm not sure if that's a joke or if I was trying to make a point?

Today's Photo of the Day was stolen from Carl (my friend across the pond). I was talking to him yesterday and he's the real deal, just a good guy.

(Speaking of England, I'm kidding! Read on...) I consider myself a student of the media. 95% of the time they're right on the story. 5% of the time though, they miss the boat. The media touched on this a little yesterday but it was overshadowed by baseball and talk of the debate. One of our favorite stars of the Abu Ghraib prison scandal, Lynndie England, is a new mother!

CONGRATULATIONS!

(File photo)
What? Not enough time has passed to make that joke? That was the only photo of her I had! My apologies. I should send her a fruit basket, ha ha, oh, that'd be great, I have to do that.

That woman from the Steelers game STILL hasn't sent me those photos! What the F@#K?! People, am I right? Let me know on my messageboard, ha ha - that joke never gets old (I don't have a messageboard).

That's it! Have a great day.

Sincerely,

Bob