You know what I did in my bedroom last weekend that totally changed my life? (Long pause) No, get your minds out of the sewer! - I moved my dresser from one side of the room to the other. It was in front of a window, now it's by the bedroom entrance, close to my bed. When I wake up all I have to do is just roll over, open a drawer and POW! - I have my undergarments. Where as before, I had to get up and take two steps to get to the window. I'm saving SO MUCHtime, it's crazy! And it looks good too! It's the little things. It only took me eight years to figure that little thing out, ha ha.

I was boarding the bus yesterday morning and I happened to look at the woman in front of me - I wasn't being a pervert, my eyes just didn't have anywhere else to wonder because we were so close. Anyway, I noticed that she was wearing her sweater inside out. I have to say, I was mortified for her. So mortified, that I couldn't even get out the words to tell her. This wasn't a new fashion trend either, she was too put together - the tag was on the outside. I felt bad for not telling her but again, I just couldn't get the words out, it was pretty funny.

Before I threw away my sofa last weekend, I turned it on its side to let the cats have one more go-around. Evelyn didn't care for it but Billy got a running start and climbed on top like he was insane.Billy 1, Old sofa 0
I've always wanted to get one of those huge cat tree scratching post things but they're always $300. I love my cats but come on, my last name isn't Trump. Oooooo, I'd like to have some of that Trump cash, so I could buy any scratching post I wanted. Ha ha, not sure what I'm talking about now.

It's THURSDAY! This week is going by quick. I think it was due to the going away parties I went to on Monday and Tuesday. Beer and cake maybe be the secrets to a good life.

Speaking of beer, I was on the bus last night looking out the window and I saw a pretty girl walking with a 12-pack of Miller Lite and something hit me right then and there: THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR! A hot girl with a 12-pack of Miller Lite - That's all I want. Is that asking too much? Hmmmmm, let's ask a Miller Lite girl and find out. "Miller Lite girl, will you be bringing a 12-pack of Miller Lite to me anytime soon?"
"Darn!" I think I may switch to Bud. OK, that's it for me! Honestly, that Miller lite bit could have ended anyway I wanted - even my fantasies suck. Oh well - Have a great day!

Sincerely your internet friend,

Bob