Thursday, May 13, 2004

My walk home last night was extremely humid and extremely sweaty. The cool-down factor (the time from closing my front door to the time I stop sweating) was about 15 minutes. Yes, things could be worse but I live a simple life - humidity ranks pretty high on the annoyance scale.

I have to start out today's diary with a
BIG shout out. Thank you Schraderman (From my message board)! Schraderman (Don't know his/her first name) sent me and autographed Chuck Norris sample book and another book about NYC.
Free stuff!

I'll be adding the book to my autograph section very soon. Again, thank you very much!
Schraderman sends me some free stuff out of the goodness of his/her heart, Schraderman gets a strong mention in the old diary - that's how it works!

I was watching a commercial for some World Wrestling pay-per-view special that's airing this month. The commercial featured
WWE's latest super-star. I don't know his name, all I know is that he's a billionaire. I love how they cornered the market on billionaire wrestlers. They seem to have a new billionaire wrestler every ten years or so. OK, so let's get this straight: A guy, earns a billion dollars, he doesn't decide to keep making money or live the good life - he decides to become a wrestler?! OK, I guess? I love it - I also love that he wears suits and shows up to his wrestling matches in a limo, ha ha ha! If WWE's billionaire theory is correct it won't be long before we see a steel-caged death match between Donald Trump and Bill Gates, one can only hope.

Thanks to everyone for their two cents about my sofa staying or going.
People seem to agree that it should go. And I think you made the right call. I'm going to Ikea this weekend to find something that matches my crazy lifestyle (OK, something that resists powdered donut stains).

Like I mentioned yesterday,
this is my last diary for this week. I'll be busy sleeping tomorrow due to the 4 AM show. I'm very excited to see how it will all work out. I'll have a full report on Monday.

Friday, 11:35 PM - Late Show's 4 AM show - CATCH THE FEVER!

That's it - have a
GREAT weekend!

Sincerely your internet friend,

Bob