Time for a new feature to bobborden.com, I call it:Bob Shares a Moment From His Day, here we go - 2:45 yesterday - The 1:30 lunch I ate was a distant memory and I was going into that three o'clock slump where everything seems like it's in slow motion. I needed a quick pick-me-up. At that moment, I looked at my desk and saw a Chuckles wrapper under some papers.
Chuckles, A jelly candy
This is too good to be true, could there possibly be any Chuckles left? After looking around my office for a hidden camera, I lifted the papers and saw that there was one left: THE RED ONE! My favorite! Three o'clock slump - 0; Bob - 1. That was Bob Shares a Moment From His Day - Tell your friends!
I was walking down the stairs with a guy in the subway last night. I get off on my platform, he has another flight of stairs to go to reach his train. He's at the top of the stairs, sees his train and while walking down says the following, "S*#T! DAMN! F*%K!" That pretty much says it all. I was laughing and another couple caught the same thing. I even wrote it down after it happened because I didn't want to mess up the succession of words. Ha ha! God Bless that guy, he made my night.
I got home, had a slice of pizza and a little soup.The soup was like sucking on a salt lick. I hardly had any - Thank goodness for Fritos, ha ha. Yeah, Fritos are low in salt, ha ha! A lot of products in today's diary.
Time for another new feature to bobborden.com, I call it: Mom, I'm Poor And Can't Get You This For Mother's Day but I Would If I Could, here we go:
Bob would buy this LCD TV for his Mom in a Second But With a Retail Price of $457.94, It Ain't Going to Happen
Sorry Mom. That was, Mom, I'm Poor And Can't Get You This For Mother's Day but I Would If I Could -- Tell your friends, again.
I love it when the ipod is on shuffle play and kicks me two to three good songs in a row, it's the little things.
That's it! Have a great THURSDAY!
Sincerely your internet friend,
Bob
