Bus driver: "I'm fine how are you?"
Bob (confused): "Okay"
Hello and welcome to bobborden.com, my name is Bob. Every now and then, it's always good to wipe the slate clean and start over again, you know, to welcome new readers. To learn more about Bob (Me), please check out 'Bob's Bio' on the tool bar.
OK, I'm stalling today, I admit it. That bus exchange was solid gold but I need another slice of life story to balance it out. I was hoping that President Bush would have apoligzed for American Idol airing Wednesday due to his speech. But no dice.
I fell asleep on my sofa Monday night. I was watching something around 11:30 and then next thing I knew, it was 1am. That's not too bad but I'd rather spend that time in bed. My sofa compared to me is like a child's toy. I bought it from Ikea, AS-IS. I don't think I've ever spent any real amount of money on furniture. My bedroom belonged to my Grandfather. I spent about $130 bucks on my desk, I guess that's the highest I've gone. I got my TV through my friend Jay. All I had to do was get it repaired and it was mine. I wonder when living like a college student will no longer be acceptable to me. If I hit the lotto tonight, I'm buying a house. Not anything huge, just someplace where I can mow the grass and not live on top of one another like some rat in a cage! Did you know that Amazon.com sells Lawnboys? They sell everything. My Grandmother had a Lawnboy - it's a quality mower.
Have you ever read the magazine Real Simple? I read it at Tiffany's (Bob's friend) place last month and found it very informative. Now here's the rub, I'm pretty sure it's a woman's magazine. I bought it this past weekend and they have some really great tips on different things. They also have a lot of mascara ads, ha ha. I guess the point of this paragraph is this: I'm not gay but I like reading women's magazines - ha ha! Anyway, to all the ladies out there, check out that magazine, tell me it's not good.
I was in Times Square last Thursday night and a cab was blocking traffic. The guy behind the cars was honking his horn to beat the band, it was too much. Everyone was looking at this guy, I looked too and took a photo. Before I show you the photo, keep this in mind; To the rest of the world, Americans get a bum rap, we're too fat, we drive big SUVs, our President is 'whatever' and so on. Picture yourself as a foreigner in Times Square for the first time. Maybe you just has a pleasant experience at Toys R US, maybe America and the American's aren't so bad after all. OK, now take a look at the jerk in traffic honking his horn:
American's love
Ha ha, get it? The guy's in a HUGE SUV making an ass out of himself - he's an actual stereotype! You don't see that everyday.
That's it for Wednesday.
Sincerely your internet friend,
Bob
Forecast for the rest of the week back East: WET.
