I'd like to open the diary today with a new feature to bobborden.com, I call it: Bob of BobBorden.com Gives You A Million Dollar Idea. Are you ready for two simple words that will change your life FOREVER? Hold on, here we go:
Virtual cheese
Take it and run with it. Virtual cheese, I love it - it's a can't miss idea. How does it work? Look, I'm not going to hold your hand on this one, this idea writes itself. Oh, by the way, by reading today's diary you agree to give me a cut of the profits, 40% seems fair. That was: Bob of BobBorden.com Gives You A Million Dollar Idea, tell your friends.
I just checked my website numbers for the first time in years. I think I'm getting some crazy hits. I had to ask my webmaster, Walter, to crunch the numbers because I can't figure out if a whole buch of people are checking out my site or if it's just some guy hitting the 'refresh' button all day. Developing.
I had something else I wanted to talk about today, darn, I'm drawing a blank.
The censorship has begun. Clear Channel, the nation's largest radio station chain, has suspended programing of Howard Stern because they say he's too vulgar. He follows the FCC's guidelines of what's decent as far as curse words go but this is something different. He's being judged on what he says. What's 'vulgar' anyway? If you tune into Howard, you pretty much know what you're getting, where's the surprise? People are running scared because of the Janet Jackson thing. I DON'T NEED SOMEONE TELLING ME WHAT TO LISTEN TO AND WHAT TO WATCH!! I thought the Janet Jackson thing was really bad -- but telling people that something is vulgar, pulling it from their stations -- that's really a bad move. Dumb company.
Sometimes I really think that I will live to see it all. Crazy world.
That's it!
Stay beautiful,
Bob
