If anyone can tell me why my AOL was in Spanish yesterday, that'd be wonderful. I flunked Spanish 3 times in college and I never want to see that language again.

First days back are usually rough but yesterday was pretty good. OK, I take that back, the bus ride in was a rude awaking, it was still gray outside and I don't know, it was just the thought of it all. I really didn't hit my stride until about 12:00. I was doing a lot of multitasking as we break in the new intern. Things got better as I let reality take over instead of dreaming about the lottery.

But I did end up playing the lottery at the end of the day. I'm not stupid.

I got off the bus last night and I saw a woman wearing leather pants and she was the type of person that really shouldn't be wearing leather pants. I said to myself: "Oh, hell no!" And what kills me is she was with a friend! Some friend, tell the girl to leave those chaps at home!

And yes, I know the glass houses thing. But I'm not going around in leather pants either. Have some sense! That's what's wrong with the world.

I was really tired Sunday night after driving all day. I lost three hours due to falling asleep on my sofa. I hate when that happens. Mostly because my sofa is so small I have to crash with my legs up on the arm. I wake up sore and confused. I could get a new sofa but I know my cats would dig into it. Anyway, that's my problem.

That's it for today. Good to be back.

Always,

Bob

PS Britney, he wasn't the one for you. Keep your head up and the right one will come along soon enough.