If you came to my site today expecting a big Halloween extravaganza, think again, Halloween sucks lemons. If you came to my site today expecting a 3-Year Anniversary blowout and the end of BOBtoberfest, you're in luck.

Halloween sucks because, as I mentioned in my very first diary, my candy was stolen when I was a kid. And it sucks because some punk kids hit me upside the head with an egg years later in Hoboken. But onward and upward, that's my motto.

I was looking back at some past diaries and it's really neat to have a record of the last three years.I encourage you to start your own diary. It allows me to decompress after a bad day. It also gives me the opportunity to work on my own faults. Number one on the list right now is my hatred of society. But I digress --

IT'S MY 3-YEAR

ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!
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That felt good. Am I the only person that doesn't care for The Simpsons Halloween episodes? My Tivo recorded 4 Halloween episodes in a row and I deleted them all. Just give me a good episode with Homer and I'm a happy man. Have you ever seen Family Guy? Darn if that's not a funny show. My boss Justin turned me on to that one. When it came out, I thought it was a rip off of The Simpsons and I refused to watch. But really, they're very clever. Live and learn.

On this special anniversary day, Bob of BobBorden.com would like to welcome a new member to the bobborden.com family. Carol, from, I believe, California, is reading every diary I've ever written. She's up to April 2001 and said, "Thus far its made me laugh and cry. Good stuff."Thanks Carol and welcome.

I was outside the theater yesterday running stuff around and a guy came to my attention because he kept saying, "Kent State, Kent State, Kent State." That's where I went to college. I made eye contact but he just kept saying that over and over again. I was busy and didn't have time to investigate, he's probably still outside for all I know. Anyway, if you were out on 53rd Street yesterday and you kept saying 'Kent State, Kent State' over and over again, hi.

So that's it for today. I'm looking forward to the weekend; the weather is going to be great! Thanks for making this month of BOBtoberfest the best ever!

Stay beautiful,

Bob

PS Lord, help a brother out, if you see an egg flying my way, make sure I move out of the way.