Every morning I walk through the Port Authority (bus station). 99.9% of the time, I have my blinders on and am focused on getting the heck out of there. The other .1% of the time, I notice stupid billboards. For the past month or so I've been checking out billboards of the hot new shows on UPN. How do I describe these shows? They look like somebody made them up as a joke - but sadly, they're all too real. Eve, Rock Me Baby, The Mullets and All Of Us are the titles of these actual TV shows. One of these shows was just canceled and then I got a fun idea. I'll track these shows/billboards to see which survive the 2003-2004 television season. It's something that I like to call: Which UPN Television Show Will Survive the 2003-2004 Television Season: And the first one to go is:

Goodbye to The

Mullets!
Too bad Mullets. I think the smart money is on Eve. What channel is UPN broadcast on anyway? That was: Which UPN Television Show Will Survive the 2003-2004 Television Season - tell your friends.

I stopped off at the lotto store last night to be 'in it to win it' and I swear the guy gave me change before I gave him any money but he insisted that I paid him. It was odd, I was tired but I think I'd remember paying him. It was really strange. However, it was a complicated transaction; I was turning in a scratch-off ticket that I won $5 on and then I was going to parlay that into another lotto game while at the same time, I had a bottle of soda and a Clark bar on the counter. Damn thatClark bar was good! Only the Lord knows what really happened.

I was looking through the Top Tens yesterday (like I always do) and there was one that really made me laugh out loud. The topic was Top Ten Demands of New York City cab drivers. Steve wrote: "If a pedestrian or bicyclist is hit by a cab, they owe fare for the distance they were dragged" - isn't that funny? That may have made my day yesterday. A sad footnote to this story, that one didn't make the final cut. I feel like the radio announcer that reads those 'slice of life' type news blurbs. I can't remember his name, has a very dry delivery? Darn! That's going to drive me nuts. I want to say Lee Harvey Oswald but I know that's not right. Oh, this is really bothering me! I'm going to phone a friend, hold on - PAUL HARVEY!
I'm exhausted.

Sweet dreams!

Bob