I was going to start today's diary off with a bang but now I can't remember what I was going to talk about. I hate when that happens! Well, get ready for a crappy diary, ha ha.

I have to starting making an outline for these things now. I played the lottery again last night. It's always good to play a few more dollars if you have the time. I think that my playing the lottery isn't newsworthy. I should only write about the lottery when I don't play. There, a new rule for bobborden.com and myself.

Did you see the Late Show last night? They did a piece called May We See Your Digital Photos Please? Now it's time for a new feature to bobborden.com, I call it: Behind the Scenes Stuff You Never Read About in Your Lousy Hollywood Rags, here we go. My digital camera was used to rehearse that bit of comedy. Here's a photo someone took while the camera was out of my hands:

Bob didn't take

this photo
Damn, that's too bad. DO NOT ask me to reveal who took that photo; the conspiracy goes all the way to the top. OK, that was Behind the Scenes Stuff You Never Read About in Your Lousy Hollywood Rags - tell your friends.

I've been toying around with, Mom don't kill me, getting a motorcycle. It's that time of year when the weather is sooooo perfect; it just makes me want to ride. Financially, I can't justify it so motorcycle riding is still something I can only dream about. It's fun thinking about things that I can't afford to do, here's a short list: I can't go to Paris this weekend, buy a house, ride a motorcycle, marry a hot Hollywood actress (come 'on, you know that takes money), sleep in tomorrow, etc.

That's it. I leave you today with something to think about. Think about this: Couscous is the new rice. Heavy s#*t, for heavy times. Have a great day!

Bob