I just heard some great news on CNN. McDonalds is coming out with an adult Happy Meal -- My prayers have been answered! Why should those bratty kids have all the fun!? No more will I have to look on in tears as some kid plays with his new Hulk figurine. My time is now!

My weekend is shaping up quite nicely. Actually, it isn't. Right now all I have penciled in for Sunday is me on the sofa in my underwear, watching a game that I only 75% understand, football. It's sad that I have to pencil in things to do with myself but that's the wall that I have in place. Maybe I'm a jerk around myself and don't want me around all the time. OK, this paragraph started out a little cute and I was hoping to get it to the funny level but now I don't know how to get out of it. Hey, LOOK OVER THERE; IT'S A GIANT BIRD!

Giant bird = sneaky

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Bob, 1; bobborden.com diary readers, 0. I'm planning on dropping off my laundry again this weekend. I'd rather have the two hours that not doing my own laundry saves me rather than the money it will cost me to have the laundry done. I'm using a lot of unnecessary words in today's diary. Consider it a bonus.

Ah, forget what I just said, I think I'll do my laundry myself. I got home late (12:00) last night. I was playing a friendly game of Texas Hold 'em with friends. I played for about an hour and left $10 up. That's some sweet cash. Maybe I'll fly to Rio this weekend, ha ha. An hour of my life for $10 - I'd have done better by looking for dimes and nickels on the sidewalk. But I had fun.

I think that's it for Friday.

Have a great weekend!

Stay beautiful,

Bob