I was feeling so bad last week that I totally forgot to tell a good story. I was walking home, approaching an intersection when I saw a car stop but the car didn't have to stop because it had the right of way. At that exact second, the guy following the stopped car starts to ride his horn. The stopped car then inches forward past the intersection and stops. An older lady gets out of the car and starts shouting obscenities at the horn honker. I have to say, I really enjoyed this exchange. They were just two morons that happened to cross paths. It ended when the horn honker yelled, "Get back in your car, you animal!" Ha ha! People.

OK, time to see what's in the news. That'd be odd if I had a real news feature to this site. I have to say, I had no idea that NJ won the Stanley Cup the other night. Hockey is one sport I never could get into. Well, Hockey and every other sport, ha ha. I do like to play video game football; that HAS to count for something.

Hey, the lottery is up to $115 million - that's American money too. I don't need a lot of money; I just need a lot of money. What I mean to say is, I don't need a lot of money, I just need a lot of money. Oh sweet double talk.

I went to bed at ten o'clock on Tuesday night. I was trying to get a lot of sleep in hopes that my ear would clear up. No dice. Oh well, in time this will pass. I'm hoping soon because it really pisses me off!

It feels hot in my apartment, like it's time to bust out the A/C hot. But it may rain today and Friday so I'll put in the A/C this weekend, maybe. When my A/C is on it sounds like I'm riding in a small plane. Tonight, I sleep in the nude! Good luck getting that image out of your heads.

I'm sick of all the decorating shows, they over did it. Stick a fork in 'em, they're done.

OK, that's it! I'm out of old stories and new stories. Stay cool.

Hugs,

Bob