And now it's time for a new feature to BobBorden.com; I call it, BobBorden.com's It's the Little Things - here we go - Last night, I found a quarter on the bus. That was BobBorden.com's It's the Little Things, thank you, thank you very much. That's a true story by the way. You can't make this stuff up.
I was looking at last year's diary yesterday to see what I did for April Fool's. Turns out I didn't do anything but on the 2nd day of April I did something rather interesting - I checked to see how bad my bald spot is getting. So, loving nothing more than pointing out my shortcomings, I thought I'd compare my bald spot to last year. Check it out:

Bob is going bald
Well, there you go. I'd say it's getting worse. I have to keep my hair very short now; I don't want to look like one of those guys trying to hide something. Oh well, I play the lotto so at least I'll be rich, someday - I hope.
Special thanks to Tom; Tom, read my site yesterday and sent me an e-mail reminding me to buy dish washing liquid. Unfortunately, I still forgot. But because Tom was the ONLY person to write in, I'm going to send him a super BobBorden.com prize pack! I'm going send him a pair of cheap Sony headphones that I bought this weekend and hate. I'll probably throw in something else too. Tom, send me an address and I'll send you some stuff. Congratulations!
That's it for today. Have a good one.
God Bless America.