In case you're wondering, it's still cold in the East. I was thinking about seeing a movie last night but decided to save my money. There's nothing out that I care to see. I already saw Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, I enjoyed that and I heard conflicting things about the film About Schmidt. I'll wait to see that on video. Instead, I watched some tube and played my new game. Life is good!

I let my beard grow over the weekend but couldn't stand the itching. I fashioned myself a goatee yesterday morning. I call it weekend goatee.

Bob grew a goatee

over the weekend
It's not much but it's all mine. I'm going to shave it off, no need to sport a fashion trend that went out in '95. Hey, I just had an unusual/fantastic idea! What would I look like with a half-goatee?

Another useless experiment

on the Internet
I look like a reject from Willy Wonka! Well, I do in person, it's kind of hard to take a photo of a 4-day-old goatee. Seriously, when you woke up this morning did you have any idea you'd be seeing a half-goatee? Tell your friends about BobBorden.com!

That might be enough for today, let me check -

Yep, this is a keeper! Tune in tomorrow when I shave my eyebrows.

God Bless America.