Hello Tuesday. It's good to be alive on a Tuesday. Not sure what that means, I just felt poetic. The first day back is always a shock to the system. I took it slow and weaved my way forward yesterday. That's all you can do sometimes.

My used car window was at work when I arrived yesterday. It looks sweet.

Bob's new

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I'm going to try and get it put in this week. I've been toying around with the idea of just selling my car. I don't honesty and truly need one in this area. My having a car was a way for me to hold on to my Ohio upbringing. Growing up, you didn't walk across the street if you needed something; you drove. I love having a car but I don't love it when people break my window just to steal the change from my ashtray. I have to really think about it. Part of me thinks that I'd let the bastards win if I sold it. I don't know?

With the luck I've been having lately, I could almost see myself tripping and breaking my window on the way home. I was extra careful last night. I had two layers of bubble wrap around that sucker. And when I came to a slippery sidewalk, I was almost crawling. I was a sight -- A big, slow-walking man, carrying a car window in bubble wrap. Is this life?! Very funny.

I think part of my sickness is still hanging in there. I'd say I'm at 85% right now. I feel great but my system is still a little out of whack. I just had a thought; maybe I shouldn't talk about this kind of stuff? Ah screw it, nobody reads this crap anyway - no pun intended, HA HA HA HA HA! "Boooooooooooo! Go back to Ohio Borden!" Damn, tough audience today.

I watched the old Late Night show on Trio last night. Andy Kaufman was the guest, very funny. I used to watch Late Night every chance I got. Oh sweet, sweet memory lane.

That's it! Have a great day. This reminds me, I'm thinking about changing my sign-off for 2003. For over a year I ended the diary with God Bless America. Now, I'm thinking, why not mix it up a little? So, I'm going to end today's diary with a new, original sign off. Let me know how you like it on my message board. OK, here we go:

OK, that's it! Have a great day. May the force be with you. I just came up with that, wow, pretty good.

"Boooooooooooo!"