The best e-mail subject line I received yesterday was this: "Alert - Your ship just came in!" Ha, ha -- well thank God! I didn't realize my ship was out? -- Stupid people, selling stupid things. Two things I'll never understand, unsolicited phone calls and unsolicited mail. Does anyone do business that way? If I want something, I'll call you!

And now for a new segment to BobBorden.com. I call it: BobBorden.com's Worst Photo of the Week -- here we go:

Worst Photo of

the Week
That was BobBorden.com's Worst Photo of the Week - thank you, thank you very much.

I had an enjoyable evening last night. I got off the bus and walked into the toy store. How can you not have an enjoyable night at that point - am I right people?! Anyway, the only thing that sparked my interest was a George W. Bush doll. I thought it was pretty funny. But alas, I need to watch my money as I may go gambling this weekend. And I have to play the lotto tonight; it's up to 77 million. You have to be in it to win it!After the toy store, I walked next door to the video store and played a game of Ms. Pac-Man. They raised the price to 50 cents! What the hell? I played one game and left. I got home, had some dinner and listened to music.

Weekend plans besides the aforementioned gambling you ask? None really -- I may go for a walk. The temperature is on the rise in the east, I should get out there, meet people and do stuff.

Someone should tell the people that show movies on cable that "friggin'" is not a great substitute for the "F" word.

I'm going to end today's diary with yet another new segment. I call it: BobBorden.com's Message to Mom. Here we go: Mom, Lucas' birthday gift has shipped and will definitely get there before his birthday. It's coming to your house, so look out for it. That was BobBorden.com's Message to Mom - thank you, thank you very much.

That's it!

God Bless America.

Parting thought: People with dyslexia may think that today is Friday the 13th.